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Roast my site

Free roast · No signup · About 30 seconds

Polite feedback fixes nothing. Get roasted instead.

Drop in your URL. We screenshot your real homepage, then hand you three specific, brutally honest one-liners pinned to the exact spots that are costing you customers.

  • Real screenshot
  • Shareable roast card
  • Upgrade to the full $9 report in one click

What we believe

Most homepages lose visitors in five seconds. Your friends won't tell you why. Your analytics can't. Roastly loads your real page, points at the exact spot that's leaking money, and tells you what to fix first.

The evidence

Receipts, not vibes.

Every roast is pinned to your real screenshot. No generic “improve your CTA”. We point at the exact pixel.

  1. Copy

    “Empowering data-driven synergy.” Five seconds in, I still can't tell what you sell. Neither can your visitors.

  2. UX friction

    Three buttons with identical weight. That's not a call to action, it's a menu at a restaurant that hates you.

  3. UX friction

    Nine nav links. Your visitor came for one thing, not a scavenger hunt.

Your #1 money leak + score /10

Revealed in the $9 Full Roast, with the complete teardown as a PDF.

See what's in the full report

Sample roast of a fictional site · northwind-analytics.example

How it works

From URL to fix list, no fluff.

  1. 01

    Drop your URL

    Paste any public homepage. We load it in a real browser and capture the screenshot, the copy and a speed signal. About 30 seconds.

  2. 02

    Get roasted, free

    Three specific one-liners, each pinned to the exact spot on your page, plus a share-ready roast card. No signup, no card.

    Free

  3. 03

    Unlock the full report

    Like what you saw? One click from your result: first impressions, UX friction, mobile, copy, design, your #1 money leak and a score out of 10, as a PDF in your inbox.

    $9 once. No subscription.

  4. 04

    Want it fixed for you?

    Roast + Fix adds a scoped redesign proposal. A real human reviews it before any quote goes out.

    From $149

Pricing

Start free. Pay only if it's worth it.

Every roast starts free. You'll see your result first, then decide. Upgrading is one click from that page.

Free Roast

$0

No signup

See how bad it really is.

  • 3 specific one-liner critiques
  • Live screenshot of your site
  • Shareable roast card
Roast my site, free

About 30 seconds.

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Full Roast

$9

One-time. No subscription.

The complete teardown, as a PDF in your inbox.

  • Everything in Free Roast
  • First impressions and UX friction
  • Mobile experience and copy critique
  • Visual design review
  • Your #1 money leak to fix first
  • Overall score out of 10
Unlock the full $9 report
  1. 1. Roast your site free first.
  2. 2. Hit “Unlock full report” on your result. Pay $9 once.

Not useful? Refund, no questions.

Roast + Fix

$149+

Quoted per project

We roast it, then scope how to fix it.

  • Everything in Full Roast
  • Scoped redesign proposal
  • Reviewed by a real human before any quote goes out
Request a quote

No instant checkout. Send the details and you'll hear back with a quote.

Good questions, honest answers.

What do I actually get for free?

Three specific one-liner critiques pinned to your real homepage, a live screenshot, and a shareable roast card. No signup and no credit card.

What's in the $9 Full Roast?

A structured teardown as a downloadable PDF: first impressions, UX friction, mobile experience, copy critique, visual design, the one money leak to fix first, and an overall score out of 10.

How does the refund work?

Not useful? Refund, no questions. Email us within 14 days of purchase and we'll refund the $9. See the refund policy for the details.

Is my roast public?

No. Roasts are private by default. Your roast only appears in the public gallery if you explicitly opt in.

Will the roast be nice?

Not especially. But every joke points at a real, fixable problem. Brutally honest, genuinely useful.

What is Roast + Fix?

Everything in the Full Roast plus a scoped redesign proposal, reviewed by a real human before any quote goes out. It starts from $149 and ends in a short request form rather than instant checkout.

Which sites can you roast?

Any public homepage. Pages behind a login, and sites that block automated browsers, can't be captured.

Find your
money leak.

Thirty seconds, one URL, three uncomfortable truths. Free.